OkAY here is Jessica Alba on the set of the movie “The Eye” in which she plays a blind women. As you can see, Jessica has some serious nipple action going on. Now I was thinking: wouldn’t it be great to date a blind chick? A hot blind chick! There’d be no jealousy (you could check out other girls without getting in trouble). No having to look good, ever. And imagine the heightened sense of touch. I’d just need to flick her on the kneecap and she’d be leaving snail trails all over the house. Who’s your daddy!?