This is the greatest news I’ve heard all month: Hilary Duff performing lap dances and drinking booze straight from the bottle! She’s finally coming out of her shell. Hopefully, she keeps it up and we’ll get some drunken Hilary Duff nipples slips, upskirts, and sex tapes in the near future. Hey, don’t count it out! After all, Hilary’s around the same age Britney Spears was when she first started losing her marbles.