Katie Price attended the 2007 UK Cosmopolitan Fun, Fearless Female Awards in London last night. Katie Price is actually pretty hot. At least when her eye doesn’t get in the way. What is with the wink? Who’s turned on by that? Hey, I know I’m smoking hot, but check this out, ooh, yeah, baby had a stroke and can’t move the left side of her face. Do you like that? No. You’re crying - and punching yourself in the crotch. Why do boys always do that? I’m just trying to be seductive. Like my 80-year-old grandfather taught me.