Eva Longoria showed her support for the Writers Guild of America protestors on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday. Julia Louis Dreyfus happened to be there as well. The two shared a little hug, and, whoa, hold on a second, I thought this was a picket line. Not my deepest, darkest fantasy come to life in excruciating detail. Eva Longoria? Julia Louis Dreyfus? A union strike? If a white van stocked full of Domino’s pizza shows up, I’m going to be officially freaked out. Wait, what is- NO WAY! That is unbelievable. David Copperfield, did you do this? No, it couldn’t be. Not enough rape. Criss Angel, maybe? Nope, not enough doucheyness. Superman? Lee Majors? That little kid with the glasses from Jerry Maguire? Someone toss me a hint.

"Thanks for letting me borrow your bikini, grandma."

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. And because it's St. Tropez, of course Eva Longoria was spotted in her bikini. Although i wouldn't really consider this thing a bikini. I barely even consider it clothes. I could put together a more flattering outfit by just throwing a bowl of spaghetti at her.