When you think of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, the last thing you probably think is … virgins. And yet, sources tell TMZ that famed on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about “participating” in a reality show currently in production called “Virgin Territory,” in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.
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Luckily for us guys, there’s no medical way to prove that we are in fact virgins. You just have to take our word for it. Considering that most of us are lying scoundrels anyway, you can bet your ass that 99% of male applicants to this thing will in fact claim to be virgins, when they really aren’t. Well wouldn’t you? I mean you get to meet Jenna Jameson! Maybe it’s better this way. I hear that actual male virgins have a tendency to go into seizures and burst into flames when in the presence of Jenna. That wouldn’t be very good TV now would it?

In the wake of its purchase of Jenna Jameson’s Club Jenna Inc., Playboy Enterprises Inc. is set to give the famed U.S. porn star her very own TV channel. Entitled the Club Jenna Channel, the pay-per-view cable channel will focus entirely on Jameson’s body of work and adult-film offerings, the Arizona Republic reported.


All of you Jenna Jameson fans must be really happy (I know I am). Finally, we get access to Jenna’s movies 24 hours a day. Sure, we can download all her flicks online any time we want, but now we get to jerk off to her like civilized men. Just like the good old days.

Like most of you horny bastards out there, I’m all onboard with a channel that features all-Jenna-all-the-time. Here’s my credit card, my firstborn child, and the deed to my house. Just give me Jenna porn!!!

The only problem I foresee is that this channel may redefine the word “redundant”. I mean, how many videos has Jenna really been in? Probably no more than 100, right? So let’s figure each movie is about 2 hours long. That means there’s only enough content for 200 hours of programming. Is that really enough? I’d have to say no… but let’s be optimistic here: now she has a pipeline to fill (pun intended), so maybe that means she’s about to churn out a crap load of new movies

Here’s Jenna Jameson doing her little dance thing at her boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s birthday. Now I know there has been concern about her weight as of late but I’m not one to criticize someone for being too skinny. That goes against every moral fiber in my body. All jokes aside though, she is getting a little too thin. Even for Tuna standards. So let’s hope there’s a major turn of events soon and Jenna re-appears full figured.

I don’t know what Jenna Jameson is doing in her bikini, but it looks like some f$%ked up form of exercise I’ve never seen before. Maybe it’s the reason why she’s so skinny. If it is, Jenna’s got to stop. She’s venturing near Nicole Richie skinniness, and I’m not digging it. Now I know Jenna is going through a nasty divorce, as she stated on her MySpace page a few months ago, but I think what she needs is a good rebound and some privacy. For instance, someone who’s not in the public eye, has a massive libido, and doesn’t leave his parent’s basement very often. Gee… I wonder who that could be?