Sultry actress Alba has been voted the celeb men would most like to pucker up with, reports the Sun. Her gorgeous body and perfect features had already made her a sensation among male fans, but now another one of her many assets - her perfect pout helped Jessica beat off competition from Angelina Jolie’s luscious lips to top a new poll by Colgate to mark Oral Health Month.
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Here’s another one of those useless polls that companies put together to attract attention to their brand by generating some free publicity. I don’t know what Colgate has to do with lips or kissing considering they make toothpaste, but whatever, it’s not like you can make an interesting poll by asking which celebrity has the worst snaggletooth, or biggest plaque problem. Anyway, it’s nice to see Jessica Alba beat out Angelina Jolie for the title of most kissable because I’m sure Angelina’s freakishly huge lips were the favorite. Not to say I don’t like them, I actually love those big suckers even more than Jessica’s. It’s just that kissing doesn’t come to mind when I think about them.

I’ve been deathly ill for the last 5 days and let me tell you it’s not fun! If I’m not sleeping, I’m posting and if I’m not posting I’m sleeping! So I hope you guys can understand when I tell you this but I’m kind of sick of being sick. Right now my main goal is to get better and unfortunately seeing Jessica Alba’s nipples poking though her shirt doesn’t excite me like it normally would. Now even if it did, I wouldn’t be able to feel a thing since I don’t have any blood circulation in the lower half of my body anymore from all this sickly lying around I’ve been doing. Anyway, I hope all of you appreciate these posts I’ve done the last few days because it’s been a real bitch! Now on a brighter note! I leave you Jessica Alba’s nipples!

OkAY here is Jessica Alba on the set of the movie “The Eye” in which she plays a blind women. As you can see, Jessica has some serious nipple action going on. Now I was thinking: wouldn’t it be great to date a blind chick? A hot blind chick! There’d be no jealousy (you could check out other girls without getting in trouble). No having to look good, ever. And imagine the heightened sense of touch. I’d just need to flick her on the kneecap and she’d be leaving snail trails all over the house. Who’s your daddy!?